ssssssshhhhhhhhh….

girlandboy
A Bro and a Sis:
we want to play Mommy … please let us go out..
plz mommy plzzzz… we will complete our homework later…
Mommy: First complete ur homework children…
it will take only 10 min… cmon.. cmon..
(bro and sis completing it)
Mommy:Ok kids… i will get u some snacks…
keep ur books in shelf and wash ur hands and hav snacks then go out..
be careful.. i have placed the glass pickle jars in d hall..
(Mommy leaves…)
elder bro :pulls his sis hairs “put all my book in shelves..”
    else i will erase ur homework…
sis: “wil u give me ur choclate?”
Bro: agrees and runs……..
(A crackling sound… one jar of pickles breaks and pickle oil spills all over the floor)
Mommy: what happen children…
bro: runs back agn takes out his book.. and starts reading…
Sis: worried and afraid… follows her bro…
Mommy: (Angry Angry Angry) i told u not 2 leave before having snacks…
Bro: v dint leave mommy.. v r doing homework…
Sis: yeah Mommy… v dint break d pickle jar.. it was doggie..
(Mommy starts laughing hearing d innocent answer and leaves 2 get snacks…)
Bro and sis looks.. sis starts.. shall i tell mom that..
bro : SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH … and gives her choclate for d complt nxt week…

(by d way… Mommy cleans the oily footprint of  d little doggie from d study room 😛 :P)
                                              

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roadside streets… all the neighbouring boys…
playing Galli Cricket…
First ball.. wide..
Second Ball… Gupta Aunty’s terrace… (Boys… laughing…)
3 of them leave to collect the ball..
they press the door bell ( two of the boys hide below door)
Gupta Aunty: how many times I have told u… to play in d playground… u foolish boys dont understan or what…
The boys below the door… starts mimicry of Aunty… the front boys start laughing… 😀 😀
Gupta Aunty: nxt tym if u dont play at playground i wont give u ball n complain 2 ur parents…
the boys run towards terrace… (Aunty in d background keeps shouting… dont spoil my carpet… wash ur legs first..)
boys manage 2 escape even before aunty cud complete her statement… 😛 😛 😛
The game begin’s…
Second Over…
Second Ball: Its a Six… buttttttt…………
Run boys… its Gupta Aunty’s Window today…..
The boys elope before Aunty came out…

Tom was seen running behind  several Jerrys in the direction of Playground (hehhehehhehe…)
Parents of the Boys: what happen kids…. all d boys…….. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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5 friends… meeting after a long time…
spending quality time by remembering their college days…
switching out from one topic to othr.. laughing like a drain…
and then switch 2 d topic of d 6 th friend (missing frm d group currently)
d gossip starts like nything…
gossiping n gossiping n gossiping.. and …
suddenly d door bell rings….
and 6th friend appears on d door…
and its all “SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH” between the remaining 5 friends…

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what are your sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh moments guys ….. hmmmmmmm 🙂 🙂 🙂

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